I made no real plans for Saturday or Sunday so I decided to make Saturday CLEANING DAY and Sunday BAKING DAY! Hooray. I mean, right now, sitting in piles of my own filth, I don’t find it that exciting. Knowing that I was going to spend the day cleaning, I spent the previous week making my apartment as messy as possible, as if it was a contest. And I won.

What the hell is this crap?