Last week during my Trader Joe’s experience to stock up on New Year’s Eve beverages, I bought a Luna bar. I haven’t had one I’ve liked, but I like to support food made especially for women (I love that we get our own oatmeal). The next day I ate the Luna bar (“Nuts Over Chocolate,” although I couldn’t tell from the wrapper what sort of nuts) before class and nearly spit it out because it tasted like fish food — or, rather, what I assumed fish food tasted like, since the taste matched the smell of the fish food we used back when I was in elementary school and we had a giant aquarium. It was disgusting. The worse part is that I finished it. What’s wrong with me? It was only $1.