My cousins have similar photos of themselves on my aunt’s wall and the two oldest are both wearing the best sweater ever:

A BURGER SWEATER. What was going through the mind of the person who made it? Oh, probably, “cheeseburgers are amazing.” It definitely improves the person wearing the sweater.

In other Christmas news, I wasn’t listening to the entire conversation, but I caught my brother telling my dad, “So in a way, I’m like your baby Jesus.”