I’m not sure what surprised me the most about learning that NKOTB is reuniting: that it is happening at all (though I guess my brother tipped me off to it and I ignored him) or that I got flushed and excited and couldn’t help enthusiastically break the news to many coworkers as if they would care. My first reaction was to immediately run to my sister and scream and then make posters. But I was at work. And am 28. And don’t have posterboard.

Even DANNY looks sharp. Suits! No pork pie hats! I don’t know which one to bang.


UGH, CORRECTION (4/12/08): I would not actually BANG a new kid.  Anyway I thought that term was Boston slang for “admire ones career the most.”