Bacon is my new favorite item to have on hand, replacing panko (which is just bread crumbs, but makes everything sound like a party).  I’m not a fan of the whole pig.  I am picky about a lot of meat.  Of the million edible items in the world, I will eat maybe 5,000 of them, which is enough to give me an enthusiastic BMI, but not enough to make me not seem picky.  It’s not my fault that mushrooms and seafood come in everything.

As everyone knows, fried chicken is my passion.  Is it possible to have a chicken that is fried in a bacon-bit mixture?  In peanut oil?  Will it be amazing?  Or kill me?  From happiness?  I’m too scared to find out.

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