dinocookies

Things to do before I turn 30:

1. buy paper towels

2. turn in our cell phone rebates

3. go to San Francisco*

4. try to market and sell the phrase “There’s No App For That.”  Examples:

a. Tourism: “New River Gorge Bridge, West Virginia: There’s No App for That.”

b. Medical awareness: “Adult Onset Diabetes: There’s No App for That.”

c. End of meaningful dialogue statements: “Jesus: There’s No App for That.”

OR

d. Open an all hot snack store.  “Bacon and fried chicken? There’s an App for That.”

I think all of these statements will make people remember that life can’t be lived electronically and also you can eat more bacon with things.

5.  Meet all other life ‘s goals

Things to do before I turn 40 include “read a book written between 1900 and 1960” and probably something else involving cell phone rebates.

*this is happening next week

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