It just occurred to me that this is the end of a decade (the AV Club articles that I’ve been reading had not reminded me, I just thought they liked to prematurely make lists).  So keeping with the spirit, I’ve decided to itemize my top 1000 things of 2000.  Then I decided to not do that and instead show a photo of all of my damn animals together.


Everything I love (plus two cats) is in this picture.  Everything except a giant bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.