I’m upset that after six months of nonstop attention and time that my dog can go apeshit on a walk because she saw a cat, which causes me to FALL ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE A JERK and it doesn’t even occur to her that anything wrong happened.  “Oh Kelly just fell on her face and is writhing in pain, which is normal, only because I KEEP MAKING THAT HAPPEN. DO DEE DO. KONG.”

(my dog talks in all caps).

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